What will happen if vB Officials Caught thee?
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TechN9ne1730
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^you realize there are nearly 500 topics and nearly 4,000 posts regarding hosting Hosting Discussions - vBTEAM Underground
Can a mod please pin a faq about this so we dont have to see this same topic every day? tia!
Can a mod please pin a faq about this so we dont have to see this same topic every day? tia!
I heard a rumour about what happens to naughty boys, when the the officials from Vbulletin find out that you have been using their toys for personal pleasure without having paid for them first.
To begin with, they hold a meeting in their plush penthouse office located on the 121st floor of VB Towers. This is where they decide your fate.
First time offenders are usually whipped, coerced and converted into reformed vbulletin dummies who conform to their rules and way of being. Each day you will have sit cross legged and nod your nogging towards a pale yellow wall, and repeatedly say, 'Thou shall not use null boards'.
It is often heard that repeated offenders, usually get busted by the Men in Black, when they bust in to your home at 4.30am on Tuesdays and Thursday mornings. When apprehended, you are taken directly to the dungeons of VBulletin Towers. Upon your arrival in the dungeons, you are stripped of your clothing, smeared in butter and hung by chains from the ceiling. Nulling offenders who do not confess and repent their sins within 8 minutes and 21 seconds, are sodomised until the dripping blood reads 'VBulletin' beneath the feet. Survivors of such treatment can sometimes be found to be living in shop doorways and eating from bins. Is this how you want your life to be?
If any of this fears you, I suggest you bog off and use phpbb or similar, otherwise be prepared to run the gauntlet of having the Men in Black turn up at your home, bugger you silly, and with a lengthy stay in the VBulletin dungeons that your family, friends and society will forget that your ever existed.
To begin with, they hold a meeting in their plush penthouse office located on the 121st floor of VB Towers. This is where they decide your fate.
First time offenders are usually whipped, coerced and converted into reformed vbulletin dummies who conform to their rules and way of being. Each day you will have sit cross legged and nod your nogging towards a pale yellow wall, and repeatedly say, 'Thou shall not use null boards'.
It is often heard that repeated offenders, usually get busted by the Men in Black, when they bust in to your home at 4.30am on Tuesdays and Thursday mornings. When apprehended, you are taken directly to the dungeons of VBulletin Towers. Upon your arrival in the dungeons, you are stripped of your clothing, smeared in butter and hung by chains from the ceiling. Nulling offenders who do not confess and repent their sins within 8 minutes and 21 seconds, are sodomised until the dripping blood reads 'VBulletin' beneath the feet. Survivors of such treatment can sometimes be found to be living in shop doorways and eating from bins. Is this how you want your life to be?
If any of this fears you, I suggest you bog off and use phpbb or similar, otherwise be prepared to run the gauntlet of having the Men in Black turn up at your home, bugger you silly, and with a lengthy stay in the VBulletin dungeons that your family, friends and society will forget that your ever existed.
Walter Mitty
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If I was him, practice not dropping the soap in the shower or bending over to pick things up
TechN9ne1730
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Idiot far from it lol. I have already forgotten more about vB,php and mysql combined then you will EVER know about vBulletin. I hope you never bother expecting my help with an attitude like that.tryer said:
As for the hosting, lets see 299 threads and 2,376 posts in the free hosting forum, not counting the weekly general discussion thread "what happens if i get caught?" which leads to the "free offshore hosting" discussion. Now if a truly great free offshore host existed, don't you think that the vbteam staff, who are obviously here to help, would have shared this information in the past 2+ years I have been a member or staff here?
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