These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day<br />
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b8stard. Bites!<br />
FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's<br />
dog.<br />
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap <br />
tall fences in a single bound.<br />
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a<br />
big <br />
reward.<br />
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.<br />
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.<br />
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.<br />
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.<br />
WEDDING DRESS<br />
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.<br />
And the best one<br />
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.<br />
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No<br />
longer needed, Got married <br />
last month. Wife knows everything
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b8stard. Bites!<br />
FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's<br />
dog.<br />
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap <br />
tall fences in a single bound.<br />
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a<br />
big <br />
reward.<br />
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.<br />
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.<br />
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.<br />
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.<br />
WEDDING DRESS<br />
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.<br />
And the best one<br />
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.<br />
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No<br />
longer needed, Got married <br />
last month. Wife knows everything