Search database for offensive words

[lkjska]

I am looking on running a search on my database at set intervals for a list of words I consider offensive (because I am an authoritarian dictator and I hate free speech - I rule with an Iron fist).How would I most efficiently search my database for a list of keywords? The two columns I intend to search are indexed as Fulltext.If anyone knows of a list of offensive words that would be useful too.A note to those who ridicule my attempts at censorshipI have will have two systems in place. The first is a report function which is checked daily by admins. The second tool to combat the dissenters is this one. All it needs to be is a word search so that the admin may check through and descide if the content is offensive or not.