Re: [Urgent][Important] Project Elixer [Important][Urgent]

.v0id

New Member
.v0id said:
Explodez said:
Explodez said:

FOR CHAKRU:
Hello Chakru, I had the grand idea of making this new project.

I need you to foward this PM to the following people:

Code:
MobileHacks, Hoxxy, SpeedRazors, Daz, filez, KrazyFire, Morpheus, psilocybin, .voiD, Guru
I have decided to start a new project, which would enhance the features/interface/look of vbTeam for the better.

I call this "Project EliXeR"

There is nothing wrong with vbTeam. I just think we need to enhance the user quota.

Components of this PM

-Suggestions
-vBTeam Suite
-Jobs

Suggestions:
- First off you need to enable signatures. I had the idea that you guys didn't want people abusing the sig system by advertising things. But you can just set a warn system for it.
- To better revenue, you should charge for people's ads on your site.
- Have a homepage. It will make you look more pro, and enhance the better feel as a "not taken lightly" type of company

vBTeam Suite:
I have also the idea of creating a new vbteam suite. I am really good at programming and graphics, which are two really strong characteristics.

A vbTeam suite would have many features and would be constantly updated.

1.0 alpha features:


  • Full vBTeam Internet Browser
  • Full auto user login
  • vBTeam Download Manager
  • Full arcade (if users are bored)
there are many more plans and we can recieve plans: music player, and other things you can provide.


Jobs

This PM was sent to you because you are assigned a job:

MobileHacks: For help indexing hacks and mods for vbulletin. Your really good at doing that.

Hoxxy
: Permission purposes and the indexing of skins and skin ripping, and ideas.

SpeedRazors: Permission purposes and testing.

Daz
: Permission purposes and testing,

filez: Indexing of skins and skin ripping

KrazyFire: TESTING

Morpheus: TESTING

psilocybin: permission purposes, testing, ideas.

.voiD: tesing, permission purposes.

Guru: Permission purposes

chakru: tester and ideas




THANK YOU PM ME BACK WITH A RESPONSE






Please read


Buahahahahahha

Who the fuck are you?

Code:
I call this "Project EliXeR"
==> Why so simple? Some more eXoTiCC nam3 W000uld b3 b3tt3rR!

Code:
I just think we need to enhance the user quota.
==> I think we need to enhance your brain's quota.

Code:
- First off you need to enable signatures. I had the idea that you guys didn't want people abusing the sig system by advertising things. But you can just set a warn system for it.
==> Where did you get that idea? On the toilet...?

Code:
- To better revenue, you should charge for people's ads on your site.
==> McDonald's should charge for using their tissues.

Code:
- Have a homepage. It will make you look more pro, and enhance the better feel as a "not taken lightly" type of company
==> You are fantastic! Why haven't I thought about it before! Genious! I have to start some HTML lessons as soon as possible! *ohh, and graphics... let's put a lot of stuff - just like here: World's Worst Website - LOVE IT!

Code:
1.0 alpha features:


[LIST]
[*]Full vBTeam Internet Browser
[*]Full auto user login
[*]vBTeam Download Manager
[*]Full arcade (if users are bored)
[/LIST]
there are many more plans and we can recieve plans: music player, and other things you can provide.
==> Will it make me a good coffee in the morning too?

Code:
I am really good at programming and graphics, which are two really strong characteristics
==> Then get a job.

Code:
[b].voiD: tesing, permission purposes. [/b]
==> Who is .voiD ? He must really taste gooooooood.


=====

Anyway, boys and girls. I'm sitting here, drunk. And, it's been said that I'm acting more 'human' when I'm drunk... or do I?

Getting to the point;
If you are below 16:- Go back to school.. or create a warez on phpbb.
If you are between 16-21:- You are retarded. Call 112.
If you are between 21-30:- You still need some help.
If you are over 30:- Buy a dog. Feed him. Go out with him. (if you are retarded, make love to him).



Have a really nice day/night and pass this message to whoever wrote that stuff. That was funny. Thanks for making that evening fun. My friends and I will remember that night. God bless you.

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Filez

New Member
you lol he freaking wants me to work.......fuck that I have enough to do without being a puppet..maybe when im a 100 yrs old or say I would entertain the thought of responding to his pm.
 
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