How to NOT get help

Galeras

New Member
This thread is a joke! Don't try this at home, ops, at this forum.


  1. Don't use question mark, nor commas
  2. Post 3 times a day on your thread, just to bump
  3. Start the thread with title like "HELPPPPP ME!!!" or "NEED HELP, URGENT", don't state the problem in the title
  4. Never read what you already wrote
  5. Never specify your board/php/mysql version
  6. Don't post screenshots, parts of code errors, or any useful information
  7. If you paste a code, don't use [noparse]
    Code:
    [/noparse] tag, just paste in normal text the full code
    [*]Never do search before asking, just post anything that comes to your mind
    [*]Request immediate help reply
    [*]Never reply, nor even revisit the forum, after getting help, don't even think of the Thank button[/LIST]
 
you missed off pming a member of staff saying "look at this thread & sort it"

like that will work!!!!!!!!!!!
 
LOL, yeah daz, pming every 24 hrs is another pain in the A$$.
hoxxy try using SEO green style, the others don't work well with reputation, for me at least.
hope no one is noob enough to take this as a real guide, lol
 
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