Is this true? (news article)?

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  1. ChrisSteele

    ChrisSteele New Member

    Aug 20, 2008 415 EDT<br />
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    By Carla Tuckerson Staff Writer<br />
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    United News Report<br />
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    KFC Introduces New Value Meal for Obama's Female Supporters<br />
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    LOUISVILLE, KY- In an effort to increase sales and taking advantage of the upcoming Presidential election, Kentucky Fried Chicken has developed a new value meal aimed at female supporters of Barack Obama. The meal will consist of 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts, and a left wing. The meal will cost $4.99, of which $2 will be contributed to Obama's campaign.<br />
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    Six months of research and testing were conducted prior to announcing the new menu item. According to Angela Davis, a spokesman for the fast food chicken industry, 25,000 female Obama supporters were polled and asked various questions including a physical description of themselves. After careful evaluation, it was determined that females voting for Obama shared many physical attributes which contributed to the decision of the meals contents. <br />
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    The new meal will be named the "Obama Snack Pack". Brisk sales have already been reported in many states and are expected to increase as election day approaches.
     
  2. Paladin

    Paladin New Member

    no, but it does reek of racism and sexism
     
  3. LadyTertia

    LadyTertia New Member

  4. Golden

    Golden New Member

    keep your day job, you'll never make it as a comedian.
     
  5. Retired

    Retired New Member

    KFC would not be that stupid to publically support one candidate. They would be worried about losing their Republican customers.
     
  6. McCainIsOlderWISER

    McCainIsOlderWISER New Member

    Thats sick! I will never eat KFC again!
     
  7. LiberalsloveAmerica

    LiberalsloveAmerica New Member

    Doubtful.

    Sounds like another satire piece.

    And Google came up with... nothing.
     
  8. DamselwithStress

    DamselwithStress New Member

    HA HA!! Now that IS funny! I don't think that is true, but if it is!!! I will take two Obama snack packs and a McCanimator from Taco Bell!!
     
  9. 7331

    7331 New Member

    Your brain is leaking.
     
  10. WilliamS

    WilliamS New Member

    How funny, lol
     
  11. Sunkissed

    Sunkissed New Member

    Ouch if dats true then i know u iz no saying a side order of watermelon.
     
  12. gunning4u

    gunning4u New Member

    lol,two fat thighs!
     
  13. zwartschaap

    zwartschaap New Member

    I think they should replace the small chicken breast, with something more filling.
     
  14. hooyeah123

    hooyeah123 New Member

    Did you see this article?

    BOONEVILLE, KY?Barack Obama's once-commanding lead in the polls slipped to two points Monday, continuing a month-long slide that many credit to the recent appearance of the Democratic candidate's heretofore unknown half-brother, Cooter Obama.

    Long kept a family secret, the overalls-clad, straw-chewing Kentuckian first entered the public spotlight in July, when he drove his 1982 Ford flatbed pickup through the press corps at an Obama rally in order to inform his brother that he caught the skunk that had been living under his front porch. According to witnesses, Cooter's skunk proceeded to spray Washington Post political reporter Michael D. Shear in the face.

    see this link for more info
    http//www.theonion.com/content/news/obamas_hillbilly_half_brother
     
  15. 7331

    7331 New Member

    LOL NO---get back on your pick up truck and ride off in the sunset with your rebal flag a waiving--GOOD OLE BOY!!!!!!
     
  16. I heard they also came up with a mccain meal ,put it all in a blender and drink it threw a straw.
     
  17. himansu

    himansu New Member

    Oh its very funny
     

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